Breasteses question (Not Safe for Stars, or Score)

Anakin · Post by **Anakin** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:27 am

How can you tell a fake and a real breast?

Bluestar · Post by **Bluestar** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 11:18 am

Fake breasts are harder and perfectly shaped on either side, compared to real breasts which are often uneven and not as "perky" In otherwords, if a woman with large breasts isn't wearing a bra and they're still perky, chances are they're fake.

*blink*

Otherwise I have no idea because I only have real ones

Joysinger · Post by **Joysinger** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:38 pm

real breasts move, fake ones don't. at least not like they _should_

but i think it's a lot harder for males to see a difference than for women :p

Everybody · Post by **Everybody** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 6:59 pm

Umm... we're unaccustomed to having to deal with them on a hourly basis, so we have never familiarized ourselves with how a natural breast typically moves? (In defense of men...)

disaster · Post by **disaster** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:21 am

though we all WISH that we were familiar with them on an hourly basis...

Bluestar · Post by **Bluestar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:25 am

*pet Dis*

Can you please tell me the facisnation with breasts? They're not that special you know, just two lumps on a woman's chest *blink*

disaster · Post by **disaster** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:37 am

Breasts are just so NICE! they're soft, and warm, and slightly mushy, and we don't have them, but we want them. The fascination with breasts that men have is probably mostly to do with the fact that we don't have breasts of our own. The softness, and warmth, and slight mushiness applies to most parts of a woman's body, but the fact that we don't have breasts (while we do have, for example, legs, butts, necks, backs, etc..) is probably what contributes to the fascination we have with them.

Bluestar · Post by **Bluestar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:40 am

so basically you'd be happy if you had breasts? They have operations for that yanno *blink*

RadicalEd · Post by **RadicalEd** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:23 pm

there was a guy on The Man Show that actually had breast implants.... Was that you dis?

disaster · Post by **disaster** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:09 pm

i don't know blue....think i could borrow yours for a while, just to, you know, try them out and see if i really want to get a pair for myself?

Java · Post by **Java** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:40 pm

disaster wrote:i don't know blue....think i could borrow yours for a while, just to, you know, try them out and see if i really want to get a pair for myself?

ahem *cough* i believe they are already spoken for. *glare*

Bluestar · Post by **Bluestar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:11 pm

Yeah, they're mine and nobody elses

Leave my breasts alone Dis

(anyone find something terribly wrong with having to tell someone this?)

disaster · Post by **disaster** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 7:38 pm

*Muhahaha*

Bluestar · Post by **Bluestar** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:57 pm

Someone protect me from the evil Canadian

Anakin · Post by **Anakin** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 10:11 pm

Me: I invited Disaster on my birthday. I also told him that I invited Bluei and Java.
Lisa: Oh God.
Me: Yeah, Dis asked how am I supposed to keep the two from making out.
Lisa: Tell Disaster that you're more worried that he might make out with your baby sister.

Just so you know what you're up against.