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A class of kindergartners was trying very hard to become accustomed to
the
first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on "NO
baby talk!" "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always
reminding
them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big people' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use
'Big
People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest
with
great pride, and said, "Winnie the Sh*t."
the
first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on "NO
baby talk!" "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always
reminding
them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big people' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use
'Big
People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest
with
great pride, and said, "Winnie the Sh*t."
~Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.~
-Ralph Waldo Emerson-
-Ralph Waldo Emerson-
OH!
Yeah... I get it now... Winnie the poo.... Winnie the sh*t.... Big people words... Yeah.. Im stupid
&**~~Yuni~~**&