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for my entertainment!
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:45 pm
by Oversoul
Entertain me, people! I'm bored, so you may begin!
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:10 pm
by Bluestar
*throws disaster into a pit with a bunch of teenage girl's parents*
let the entertainment begin!
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:25 am
by disaster
am i the only one whose eyes read that the firts time around as
"*throws Disaster into a pit with a bunch of teenage girl parents*"
because once they've had a kid, you KNOW they put out?
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:25 pm
by Bluestar
i think you're the only one
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:24 pm
by Bluestar
A class of kindergartners was trying very hard to become accustomed to
the
first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on "NO
baby talk!" "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always
reminding
them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big people' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use
'Big
People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest
with
great pride, and said, "Winnie the Sh*t."
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:33 pm
by DwarfMan
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:04 pm
by Bluestar
only on tuesdays
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:15 am
by yunioko
Don't I just feel stupid... I totally didn't get that joke...
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:58 pm
by Bluestar
which one?
OH!
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:36 pm
by yunioko
Yeah... I get it now... Winnie the poo.... Winnie the sh*t.... Big people words... Yeah.. Im stupid