January 5, 2004
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 10:36 pm
IDEAS -- please respond to these!
Exe: personally, i think all mobs should have the keyword MOB, i have made countless errors in attacking myself because of mobs that wander in the room, and a fully equipped elf with all flaming eq can do some serious damage to themselves
Criterion: chnge the enchant scrolls to have a scroll specified alignment... be kinda cool to have different types of enchant scrolls in the realm
Exe: inside each tent should be a padlock that is a key to lock/unlock your tent
AMystery: we need a positive spreading spell, how about a mob mentality caused by frenzy spreading amoung people?
Criterion: a much better druid healing spell with a better ratio
Criterion: illithid skill, breathe under water, also be able to enclose group members in a bubble so they can fight under water without scuba gear
Rhyme: take bless away from all the fighters, only druids should bless eheh, have a spell called, 'contrite heart', that results in a lesser for of bless
Rhyme: what about anti-login rooms, so if you try to login to the room it shunts you to recall or the start of the area?
Exe: humans have student of kung fu title, elves, apprentice of magic, avians and ills should have a special title too, since all the other races have one
Disaster: we should have a 3D tic-tac-toe room, like our C4 room
Aniel: trip should not be allowed underwater! sooo unfair
Lehua: a fantasically good weapon for mortals that takes away your hp while you use it
Disaster: a high level ill spell which would allow them to tp to a mob they first scry
AMystery: it just occured to me, preen really does make sense for avians, but just like normal birds, it doesn't really heal much (1-5hp per time) but it lets you smooth your feathers and recover from a pluck...
Ginsu: kender should be able to poison things besides weapons. I'm thinking they poison some food and leave it on the floor, scavenger mob eats it, mob gets poisoned. also be nice if it worked on guards and with throw. throw in a rice cake, guard eats it,
Ginsu: throw in a rice cake, guard eats it, dies, you walk in and take the treasure
Criterion: the key to the calathar map should list all the shops by alphabetical...
Reason: illithid skill called telepathic communications, which allows them to use tell to talk to people when drunk
Criterion: (Hide) should appear as a spell
Criterion: a config option that refuses all things being given to you till you turn it off
Disaster: body parts from players should be created with that player's name as a keyword
Criterion: A trivial pursuit game in the game room.
Criterion: a new parameter on the get all <container> command, where you can append things you don't want to get... say, 'get all corpse icicle ball', and you'll get everything but things with icicle and ball as keywords
Disaster: when going through the races and redoing them, why not instead of redoing them add new races? when dwarves are "redone", we can leave dwarves as they are and introduce the duergar race. for elves, introduce the drow, etc..
TheDude: Spells and abilities should say what the damage is based on such as level or hp.
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These characters need to log on their characters this week or lose them:
Aragail, Atrynn, Babymonster*, Basty, Blazedon, Chameleon*,Chrono, Crea, Decado*, Extax, Fera, Fitzhume, Fleet, Gorthom, Gruff, Hadhaig, Harlock, Hej, Izzard, Jatt, Jlocke, Karl, Kenneth, Kestin*, Koroc, Kronin*, Legs*, Lexos*, Lid, Llegolas, Loom*, Lorimyr*, Maestro*, Mallrat, Meson, Montgomery, Nalov*, Nate, Nazita, Nelson, Plaid, Queequeg*, Rafe*, Ranozz, Rastaman, Rathe, Redfox, Reidbollman*, Saibot*, Scyther, Shanater*, Shrike, Skaarj, Taper*, Theoutsider*, Tunigorn, Uhura, Windwalker, Xcrashx, Zane
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Responses by Anakin:
Rhyme: the degree of intoxication can affect spell casting...
>>It makes sense but I don't see the use for it. Then underwater should also affect spell casting, so does the weather since they all makes sense.
Rhyme: a new race that eats mob corpses instead of regular food...
>>You have to check on your doctor on this. Something's wrong with your head... No but really, they'd appreciate these kinds of suggestions for future races. icon_smile.gif
Rhyme: for a quest, pack the arena with mobs - have people make new chars to play - all level 1 chars, give the mobs tickets, person with the most tickets wins
>>10 more levels and you can finally work on this! Or maybe I can steal it from you. XD
Criterion: when you type prac, put everything into order by alpha
>>And maybe they can also sort them by % *nods*
Lehua: a self destruct command to make a charmie just die... or maybe a poison potion you can make them quaf for instant slay
>>. . . or you can kill them.
Criterion: put one of those dragon headed kiwi springs at recall
>>I think only imms can create them so why should they make a permanent one?
AMystery: help socialname, it shows the actual social with the variables. would be good for checking out what they do and learning how to write them
>>Anything that makes my lazy life easier is a good thing for me. icon_smile.gif
Criterion: illithid skill that swaps their place with another mob or char
>>I don't think they will be adding anymore things to the illithids for a while... good idea though.
Criterion: a meditation spell which converts mana into hp at 1 hp for every 2 mana points. you can grade the conversion based on level, so it starts at a conversion rate of 1hp/5mana. for all martial guids
>>Isn't this like medicine? Or are you talking more about like regen from Final Fantasy?
Lehua: If you happen to kill yourself for any reason, immediate alignmennt adjustment to satanic... Since suicide is technically a mortal sin
>>And whenever you use pray, immediate alignment adjustment to angelic... Since praying is religiously a good thing. No.
Exe: weapons should have a weapon damage type when you id them
>>Can't you just wield it and go kill something? (Get disarmed later on if it's noremove). It would neat addition though.
Klepto: detect invis potions don't last long enough
>>Just quaff it right before you look for something?
Org: there is some thing called gravity
Kiri-- NO WAY!!! Are you sure?
<a href="http://www.davidbass.net">AMystery</a>: we need another 30-35 area since all we really have is house of usher and rocky horror and there are no mobs in usher. make it something with ice dragons and gnomes and lots of traps
>>You were ignoring me earlier so all I have to say to you is "Go make your own" icon_twisted.gif
Criterion: when a mob repops with players in the room, the wind rustles and the room gets cold... and a mist coalesces into the mob
>>Sure, but I don't really see why... but then again I look in a room every 5 seconds.
Lehua: when someone has a killer flag, sacrifices to the gods should say something like, Even the gods have forsaken you... Your sacrifice has been rejected.
>>Better yet "When someone has a killer flag, no rules should apply to them"
Exe: maybe we could have special hero skills and spells for each race
>>Firm grasp doesn't hold you tight enough?
Criterion: when you do who, alignment could affect the color your nname appears as... red for evil and blue for good, and green for neutral
>>Nah, it's nice to know that everyone's as green as me.
_________________
Kiri's WWW of URLs:
Shake the snowglobe!
http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/snowglobe/globe.swf
Make a flake! (really cool)
http://snowflakes.lookandfeel.com/
The best smelling stuff EVER! I got the cinnabun one and it makes me want to eat my head
http://www.philosophy.com/ViewCategoryP ... hilcat0102
Wookie Armor (funny)
http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/poppapete/0132.jpg
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50 Fun Things For Professors To Do
1. Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises.
2. After confirming everyone's names on the roll, thank the class for attending "Advanced Astrodynamics 690" and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop.
3. After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream, "MY PACEMAKER!"
4. Wear a pointed Kaiser helmet and a monocle and carry a riding crop.
5. Gradually speak softer and softer and then suddenly point to a student and scream, "YOU! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?"
6. Deliver your lecture through a hand puppet. If a student asks you a question directly, say in a high-pitched voice, "The Professor can't hear you, you'll have to ask *me*, Winky Willy".
7. If someone asks a question, walk silently over to their seat, hand them your piece of chalk, and ask, "Would YOU like to give the lecture, Mr. Smartypants?"
8. Pick out random students, ask them questions, and time their responses with a stop watch. Record their times in your grade book while muttering "tsk, tsk".
9. Ask students to call you "Tinkerbell" or "Surfin' Bird".
10. Stop in mid-lecture, frown for a moment, and then ask the class whether your butt looks fat.
11. Play "Kumbaya" on the banjo.
12. Show a video on medieval torture implements to your calculus class. Giggle throughout it.
13. Announce "you'll need this", and write the suicide prevention hotline number on the board.
14. Wear mirrored sunglasses and speak only in Turkish. Ignore all questions.
15. Start the lecture by dancing and lip-syncing to James Brown's "Sex Machine."
16. Ask occasional questions, but mutter "as if you gibbering simps would know" and move on before anyone can answer.
17. Ask the class to read Jenkins through Johnson of the local phone book by the next lecture. Vaguely imply that there will be a quiz.
18. Have one of your graduate students sprinkle flower petals ahead of you as you pace back and forth.
19. Address students as "worm".
20. Announce to students that their entire grades will be based on a single-question oral final exam. Imply that this could happen at any moment.
21. Turn off the lights, play a tape of crickets chirping, and begin singing spirituals.
22. Ask for a volunteer for a demonstration. Ask them to fill out a waiver as you put on a lead apron and light a blowtorch.
23. Point the overhead projector at the class. Demand each student's name, rank, and serial number.
24. Begin class by smashing the neck off a bottle of vodka, and announce that the lecture's over when the bottle's done.
25. Have a band waiting in the corner of the room. When anyone asks a question, have the band start playing and sing an Elvis song.
26. Every so often, freeze in mid sentence and stare off into space for several minutes. After a long, awkward silence, resume your sentence and proceed normally.
27. Wear a "virtual reality" helmet and strange gloves. When someone asks a question, turn in their direction and make throttling motions with your hands.
28. Mention in passing that you're wearing rubber underwear.
29. Growl constantly and address students as "matey".
30. Devote your math lecture to free verse about your favorite numbers and ask students to "sit back and groove".
31. Announce that last year's students have almost finished their class projects.
32. Inform your English class that they need to know Fortran and code all their essays. Deliver a lecture on output format statements.
33. Bring a small dog to class. Tell the class he's named "Boogers McGee" and is your "mascot". Whenever someone asks a question, walk over to the dog and ask it, "What'll it be, McGee?"
34. Wear a feather boa and ask students to call you "Snuggles".
35. Tell your math students that they must do all their work in a base 11 number system. Use a complicated symbol you've named after yourself in place of the number 10 and threaten to fail students who don't use it.
36. Claim to be a chicken. Squat, cluck, and produce eggs at irregular intervals.
37. Bring a CPR dummy to class and announce that it will be the teaching assistant for the semester. Assign it an office and office hours.
38. Have a grad student in a black beret pluck at a bass while you lecture.
39. Sprint from the room in a panic if you hear sirens outside.
40. Give an opening monologue. Take two minute "commercial breaks" every ten minutes.
41. Tell students that you'll fail them if they cheat on exams or "fake the funk".
42. Announce that you need to deliver two lectures that day, and deliver them in rapid-fire auctioneer style.
43. Pass out dental floss to students and devote the lecture to oral hygiene.
44. Announce that the entire2-volume Encyclopedia Britannica will be required reading for your class. Assign a report on Volume 1, Aardvark through Armenia, for next class.
45. Ask students to list their favorite showtunes on a signup sheet. Criticize their choices and make notes in your grade book.
46. Sneeze on students in the front row and wipe your nose on your tie.
47. Warn students that they should bring a sack lunch to exams.
48. Refer frequently to students who died while taking your class.
49. Show up to lecture in a ventilated clean suit. Advise students to keep their distance for their own safety and mutter something about that bug I picked up in the field".
50. Jog into class, rip the textbook in half, and scream, "Are you pumped? ARE YOU PUMPED? I CAN'T HEEEEEEAR YOU!"
Exe: personally, i think all mobs should have the keyword MOB, i have made countless errors in attacking myself because of mobs that wander in the room, and a fully equipped elf with all flaming eq can do some serious damage to themselves
Criterion: chnge the enchant scrolls to have a scroll specified alignment... be kinda cool to have different types of enchant scrolls in the realm
Exe: inside each tent should be a padlock that is a key to lock/unlock your tent
AMystery: we need a positive spreading spell, how about a mob mentality caused by frenzy spreading amoung people?
Criterion: a much better druid healing spell with a better ratio
Criterion: illithid skill, breathe under water, also be able to enclose group members in a bubble so they can fight under water without scuba gear
Rhyme: take bless away from all the fighters, only druids should bless eheh, have a spell called, 'contrite heart', that results in a lesser for of bless
Rhyme: what about anti-login rooms, so if you try to login to the room it shunts you to recall or the start of the area?
Exe: humans have student of kung fu title, elves, apprentice of magic, avians and ills should have a special title too, since all the other races have one
Disaster: we should have a 3D tic-tac-toe room, like our C4 room
Aniel: trip should not be allowed underwater! sooo unfair
Lehua: a fantasically good weapon for mortals that takes away your hp while you use it
Disaster: a high level ill spell which would allow them to tp to a mob they first scry
AMystery: it just occured to me, preen really does make sense for avians, but just like normal birds, it doesn't really heal much (1-5hp per time) but it lets you smooth your feathers and recover from a pluck...
Ginsu: kender should be able to poison things besides weapons. I'm thinking they poison some food and leave it on the floor, scavenger mob eats it, mob gets poisoned. also be nice if it worked on guards and with throw. throw in a rice cake, guard eats it,
Ginsu: throw in a rice cake, guard eats it, dies, you walk in and take the treasure
Criterion: the key to the calathar map should list all the shops by alphabetical...
Reason: illithid skill called telepathic communications, which allows them to use tell to talk to people when drunk
Criterion: (Hide) should appear as a spell
Criterion: a config option that refuses all things being given to you till you turn it off
Disaster: body parts from players should be created with that player's name as a keyword
Criterion: A trivial pursuit game in the game room.
Criterion: a new parameter on the get all <container> command, where you can append things you don't want to get... say, 'get all corpse icicle ball', and you'll get everything but things with icicle and ball as keywords
Disaster: when going through the races and redoing them, why not instead of redoing them add new races? when dwarves are "redone", we can leave dwarves as they are and introduce the duergar race. for elves, introduce the drow, etc..
TheDude: Spells and abilities should say what the damage is based on such as level or hp.
----------------------
These characters need to log on their characters this week or lose them:
Aragail, Atrynn, Babymonster*, Basty, Blazedon, Chameleon*,Chrono, Crea, Decado*, Extax, Fera, Fitzhume, Fleet, Gorthom, Gruff, Hadhaig, Harlock, Hej, Izzard, Jatt, Jlocke, Karl, Kenneth, Kestin*, Koroc, Kronin*, Legs*, Lexos*, Lid, Llegolas, Loom*, Lorimyr*, Maestro*, Mallrat, Meson, Montgomery, Nalov*, Nate, Nazita, Nelson, Plaid, Queequeg*, Rafe*, Ranozz, Rastaman, Rathe, Redfox, Reidbollman*, Saibot*, Scyther, Shanater*, Shrike, Skaarj, Taper*, Theoutsider*, Tunigorn, Uhura, Windwalker, Xcrashx, Zane
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Responses by Anakin:
Rhyme: the degree of intoxication can affect spell casting...
>>It makes sense but I don't see the use for it. Then underwater should also affect spell casting, so does the weather since they all makes sense.
Rhyme: a new race that eats mob corpses instead of regular food...
>>You have to check on your doctor on this. Something's wrong with your head... No but really, they'd appreciate these kinds of suggestions for future races. icon_smile.gif
Rhyme: for a quest, pack the arena with mobs - have people make new chars to play - all level 1 chars, give the mobs tickets, person with the most tickets wins
>>10 more levels and you can finally work on this! Or maybe I can steal it from you. XD
Criterion: when you type prac, put everything into order by alpha
>>And maybe they can also sort them by % *nods*
Lehua: a self destruct command to make a charmie just die... or maybe a poison potion you can make them quaf for instant slay
>>. . . or you can kill them.
Criterion: put one of those dragon headed kiwi springs at recall
>>I think only imms can create them so why should they make a permanent one?
AMystery: help socialname, it shows the actual social with the variables. would be good for checking out what they do and learning how to write them
>>Anything that makes my lazy life easier is a good thing for me. icon_smile.gif
Criterion: illithid skill that swaps their place with another mob or char
>>I don't think they will be adding anymore things to the illithids for a while... good idea though.
Criterion: a meditation spell which converts mana into hp at 1 hp for every 2 mana points. you can grade the conversion based on level, so it starts at a conversion rate of 1hp/5mana. for all martial guids
>>Isn't this like medicine? Or are you talking more about like regen from Final Fantasy?
Lehua: If you happen to kill yourself for any reason, immediate alignmennt adjustment to satanic... Since suicide is technically a mortal sin
>>And whenever you use pray, immediate alignment adjustment to angelic... Since praying is religiously a good thing. No.
Exe: weapons should have a weapon damage type when you id them
>>Can't you just wield it and go kill something? (Get disarmed later on if it's noremove). It would neat addition though.
Klepto: detect invis potions don't last long enough
>>Just quaff it right before you look for something?
Org: there is some thing called gravity
Kiri-- NO WAY!!! Are you sure?
<a href="http://www.davidbass.net">AMystery</a>: we need another 30-35 area since all we really have is house of usher and rocky horror and there are no mobs in usher. make it something with ice dragons and gnomes and lots of traps
>>You were ignoring me earlier so all I have to say to you is "Go make your own" icon_twisted.gif
Criterion: when a mob repops with players in the room, the wind rustles and the room gets cold... and a mist coalesces into the mob
>>Sure, but I don't really see why... but then again I look in a room every 5 seconds.
Lehua: when someone has a killer flag, sacrifices to the gods should say something like, Even the gods have forsaken you... Your sacrifice has been rejected.
>>Better yet "When someone has a killer flag, no rules should apply to them"
Exe: maybe we could have special hero skills and spells for each race
>>Firm grasp doesn't hold you tight enough?
Criterion: when you do who, alignment could affect the color your nname appears as... red for evil and blue for good, and green for neutral
>>Nah, it's nice to know that everyone's as green as me.
_________________
Kiri's WWW of URLs:
Shake the snowglobe!
http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/snowglobe/globe.swf
Make a flake! (really cool)
http://snowflakes.lookandfeel.com/
The best smelling stuff EVER! I got the cinnabun one and it makes me want to eat my head
http://www.philosophy.com/ViewCategoryP ... hilcat0102
Wookie Armor (funny)
http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/poppapete/0132.jpg
---------------
50 Fun Things For Professors To Do
1. Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises.
2. After confirming everyone's names on the roll, thank the class for attending "Advanced Astrodynamics 690" and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop.
3. After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream, "MY PACEMAKER!"
4. Wear a pointed Kaiser helmet and a monocle and carry a riding crop.
5. Gradually speak softer and softer and then suddenly point to a student and scream, "YOU! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?"
6. Deliver your lecture through a hand puppet. If a student asks you a question directly, say in a high-pitched voice, "The Professor can't hear you, you'll have to ask *me*, Winky Willy".
7. If someone asks a question, walk silently over to their seat, hand them your piece of chalk, and ask, "Would YOU like to give the lecture, Mr. Smartypants?"
8. Pick out random students, ask them questions, and time their responses with a stop watch. Record their times in your grade book while muttering "tsk, tsk".
9. Ask students to call you "Tinkerbell" or "Surfin' Bird".
10. Stop in mid-lecture, frown for a moment, and then ask the class whether your butt looks fat.
11. Play "Kumbaya" on the banjo.
12. Show a video on medieval torture implements to your calculus class. Giggle throughout it.
13. Announce "you'll need this", and write the suicide prevention hotline number on the board.
14. Wear mirrored sunglasses and speak only in Turkish. Ignore all questions.
15. Start the lecture by dancing and lip-syncing to James Brown's "Sex Machine."
16. Ask occasional questions, but mutter "as if you gibbering simps would know" and move on before anyone can answer.
17. Ask the class to read Jenkins through Johnson of the local phone book by the next lecture. Vaguely imply that there will be a quiz.
18. Have one of your graduate students sprinkle flower petals ahead of you as you pace back and forth.
19. Address students as "worm".
20. Announce to students that their entire grades will be based on a single-question oral final exam. Imply that this could happen at any moment.
21. Turn off the lights, play a tape of crickets chirping, and begin singing spirituals.
22. Ask for a volunteer for a demonstration. Ask them to fill out a waiver as you put on a lead apron and light a blowtorch.
23. Point the overhead projector at the class. Demand each student's name, rank, and serial number.
24. Begin class by smashing the neck off a bottle of vodka, and announce that the lecture's over when the bottle's done.
25. Have a band waiting in the corner of the room. When anyone asks a question, have the band start playing and sing an Elvis song.
26. Every so often, freeze in mid sentence and stare off into space for several minutes. After a long, awkward silence, resume your sentence and proceed normally.
27. Wear a "virtual reality" helmet and strange gloves. When someone asks a question, turn in their direction and make throttling motions with your hands.
28. Mention in passing that you're wearing rubber underwear.
29. Growl constantly and address students as "matey".
30. Devote your math lecture to free verse about your favorite numbers and ask students to "sit back and groove".
31. Announce that last year's students have almost finished their class projects.
32. Inform your English class that they need to know Fortran and code all their essays. Deliver a lecture on output format statements.
33. Bring a small dog to class. Tell the class he's named "Boogers McGee" and is your "mascot". Whenever someone asks a question, walk over to the dog and ask it, "What'll it be, McGee?"
34. Wear a feather boa and ask students to call you "Snuggles".
35. Tell your math students that they must do all their work in a base 11 number system. Use a complicated symbol you've named after yourself in place of the number 10 and threaten to fail students who don't use it.
36. Claim to be a chicken. Squat, cluck, and produce eggs at irregular intervals.
37. Bring a CPR dummy to class and announce that it will be the teaching assistant for the semester. Assign it an office and office hours.
38. Have a grad student in a black beret pluck at a bass while you lecture.
39. Sprint from the room in a panic if you hear sirens outside.
40. Give an opening monologue. Take two minute "commercial breaks" every ten minutes.
41. Tell students that you'll fail them if they cheat on exams or "fake the funk".
42. Announce that you need to deliver two lectures that day, and deliver them in rapid-fire auctioneer style.
43. Pass out dental floss to students and devote the lecture to oral hygiene.
44. Announce that the entire2-volume Encyclopedia Britannica will be required reading for your class. Assign a report on Volume 1, Aardvark through Armenia, for next class.
45. Ask students to list their favorite showtunes on a signup sheet. Criticize their choices and make notes in your grade book.
46. Sneeze on students in the front row and wipe your nose on your tie.
47. Warn students that they should bring a sack lunch to exams.
48. Refer frequently to students who died while taking your class.
49. Show up to lecture in a ventilated clean suit. Advise students to keep their distance for their own safety and mutter something about that bug I picked up in the field".
50. Jog into class, rip the textbook in half, and scream, "Are you pumped? ARE YOU PUMPED? I CAN'T HEEEEEEAR YOU!"