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Welcome to the Barren Realms MUD Newsletter:
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IDEAS:
Destructor: Make it so protected mobs don't assist other mobs.
Vengeance: two spells for elves/druids, one to increase the likelihood of a wpellweapon
firing, the other to decrease it
Vengeance: a demon muzzle should have a random chance of having each of the different
breath weapons when it grows
Demonizer: I'd really like it if when you drink something, it would say "You are no
longer thirsty" instead of "not thirsty". So it implies you actually drank
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Kiri's WWW of URLS:
Coffee Art
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9666
Who is qualified to be a BMF? (Warning, bad language, NSFW)
http://www.baloolapalooza.com/forums/in ... =5266&st=0
Poke the Piggy
http://members.cox.net/ladysarakat/piggy.swf
Potted Meat Museum
http://www.pottedmeatmuseum.com/viewmea ... semeat.htm
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(From the above BMF link)
The Wit And Wisdom Of Thomas J. Servo. They say when you lose one sense, the others
get stronger to compensate. Obviously, Servo’s useless Penguin arms have allowed his
sarcasm programming to take over the greater part of his mind. And when it comes to
snotty remarks, even *I* admit when I’m out of my league. I’m a smart-ass from way back,
but Servo is the mechanized Dorothy Parker. Some samples of his worldview:
"Alright, let's get a real actor in here!" "Uh, that would blow the budget, sir!"
"Six-year-olds and nuclear weapons: a combination that just can't be beat."
"No one could hold a candle to him in this role. Well, maybe they could douse him in something flammable and *then* hold a candle to him."
"She wouldn't have me on a silver platter." "How about on an air mattress slathered with butter?"
"Whoa! That's a lot of slang for one sentence."
"Can you have a platonic relationship before Plato?"
"Any movie with 'wok-a-chicka wok-a-chicka' in it is okay by me!"
"Kids! No weapons on the waterbed!"
"Now *this* will anger the gods."
"You see, when lackeys turn on their masters they become bulletproof."
"Industry, science and technology." "Big men putting screwdrivers into things, turning them and adjusting them!"
"They worship the everlasting gobstopper?"
"You're all evil and I hope you all have snacks."
"Is this true love or just a kidnapping?"
"England, the land of jug-eared, chinless stomach-eaters." "Well, at least they aren't French."
"The clock's running backwards!" "That means lunch won't be till yesterday."
"A severely retarded jellyfish could make a better movie than this."
"I have my doubts that this movie really stars anyone."
"Yeah, I always kill when I panic."
"Today, the moon narrowly missed hitting a man's eye like a big pizza pie. Scientists believe 'that's amore'."
"We don't need to see every part of the human anatomy outlined in spandex. I can trust it's all there."
"Emby Mellay? That's not a name, it's a bad Scrabble hand!"
"Pacifist or not, Gandhi’s got to be chuckling about now."
"Well, the movie lost me, it lost me, and it's trotting off without me."
"He's Jean Claude Van Damme." "No, he's more like Jean Claude Gosh Darn"
"This isn't a real movie, it's a movieloaf." .
"I mean, Mike, you've had victims die prematurely, but you don't act petulantly like this."
"Typical male, sitting in his chair, playing with his rod."
"It's not Servo. It's Sirvieux."
"All his shirt needs is a Chianti candle and a menu…”