February 18, 2003
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 12:08 am
Welcome to the Barren Realms MUD newsletter! Come visit BR at telnet://barren.coredcs.com:8000/
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NEWS FROM THE REALMS:
Andasa: Upcoming quest!
Sun Feb 16 02:51:22 2003
To: all
Hello all. This note is to announce a roleplaying quest that will be happening in a week.
It will be taking place at 6:00 pm system time on Saturday the 22nd
There are no level restrictions, but those that are very low may find it more difficult
Astral, teleport, and track will not be allowed
Since it is a roleplaying quest joining times can vary, though those who start at the beginning will have
the most advantage. This quest is being sponsored by Everybody, so you know that the prizes will be excellant.
And as always, the more that participate the better the prizes will be
That is all for now, specifics will be explained at the beginning of the quest on Saturday.
And again, it will be at 6 pm -system time- next Saturday evening.
Hope to see you all there,
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IDEAS -- feel free to hit reply and answer these:
Dawne: is there a good reason that low level chars dont see how long spells last? it would make many low level chars very happy to be able to see that...
Beanis: not have fleeing mobs be memory mobs?
Moldfinger: a skill for avians whereby they fly from a fight (like normal birds do) the avian flies high into the air out of reach of non flying mobs and players, this ends the fight but doesn't leave the room
Amarilla: that Clericus cast giant strength for those who need it to get all corpse
AMystery: weather should have a bigger impact on fights, perhaps rain lowers hitroll, hot days make mobs more likely to flee
Beanis: make a deposit box, like the bank accounts, only make them like the chests in the game diablo, and i know alot of you know what i'm talking about
Moldfinger: some randomness in the damage messages. instead of an owl is in awful condition, have a list of possible messages for that damage range. an owl wants to die, an owl is falling apart
Suicide: a "dive"/etc command (similar to land), allowing a flying character to attempt a waterlanding
Liubei: when a demon avatar tans a corpse the item should become demonwearable
Gilvain: Make a time adjustment from military to normal (9 PM instead of 21 o clock) for lazy people like me who doesn't like to do math
Shiloh: when berzerk and frenzy wear off they should deal some minor damage to the person who had the spell cast on them
Moldfinger: when you are fighting one mob, it seems like you should be able to use skills on another. for example, blast. while fighting a condor I can't blast a warbler, i get a message say I'm already fighting someone else
AMystery: it doesn't seem fair that a poison of that magnitude 20000 can be cured by one spell. i think poison should be harder to remove the longer it lasts
Cord: a "help parts" that provides a menu containing all the help-file keywords for demon body parts
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BIOS:
I'm starting a new bio section that I ask anyone who wants to participate to go ahead and do so. The purpose of this new bio section is to provide real life information in order to promote networking for jobs, ways to make nearby friendships or even find love. Basically I'm going to ask you guys to fill in as little or as much as you'd like to, reply to this, and I will include it in future newsletters. If someone wants to contact you, they will via the mud or an email you might provide.
NAME ON BR: Dove
BR RACE/LEVEL: Druid/Immortal
YOUR REAL AGE: 33
YOUR REAL LOCATION (State/province & Country): Wisconsin, USA
YOUR OCCUPATION: Currently enemployed
YOUR GOALS FOR THE FUTURE: Find a job I love
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING TO DO BY POSTING HERE? PUT AN X NEXT TO ONE OR ALL: NETWORKINGX FRIENDSHIP FIND LOVE
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A MAN/WOMAN? N/A
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND? N?A
WHAT KIND OF JOB ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? Either something to do with my major (Marketing) or working with animals. Both would be ideal
IF YOU GO TO COLLEGE, WHICH ONE? Graduated
HOW TO CONTACT YOU - ON BR VIA NOTE OR EMAIL? email
IF EMAIL, PUT IT HERE: dewdove@telocity.com
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RESPONSE BY CORD:
> Moldfinger: it seems that you should be able to tell which way a mob
> flees during a fight. Perhaps not if you are blind, but in general you
> would see the enemy running away
Cord: has to do with the mob sneaking, and most mort chars not being able
to see sneaking mobs. Course, how easy it would be for a mob to flee a
fight without being seen is somewhat questionable...
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Kiri's WWW of URLS:
Fans Outraged at New Character in The Return of the King
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html
I can still tell your wife, Bill (some nudity) - from Amystery
http://icanstilltellyourwifebill.com/
Dumb things this guy and his girlfriend have argued about. (From Amystery too). Mouse over the picture, it's creepy.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html
Tell me you all haven't had this before with "females" on the mud
http://www.paranoide.ch/misc/media/iwhore.gif
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These are actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machines...
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
A is for academics,
B is for beer.
One of those reasons is
Why we're not here.
So leave a message.
Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
(Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message.
"Hi. Now you say something."
(From a Japanese guy in Toronto.) He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave message, I call you soon. If you leave *sexy* message, I call sooner!
"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets."
"Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. If you'd like anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone."
"Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub. Their carpets are always clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need any pictures taken. They believe the stock market is a random crapshoot, and the entire insurance industry is one huge scam perpetrated by Mafioso accountants. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you."
"Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."
"This is not an answering machine: this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where you can be reached, and my owner will think about returning your call."
"Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back."
"If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message."
"You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very, sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message."
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. I like doing it up and down, and Sonya likes doing it left to right...real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you."
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NEWS FROM THE REALMS:
Andasa: Upcoming quest!
Sun Feb 16 02:51:22 2003
To: all
Hello all. This note is to announce a roleplaying quest that will be happening in a week.
It will be taking place at 6:00 pm system time on Saturday the 22nd
There are no level restrictions, but those that are very low may find it more difficult
Astral, teleport, and track will not be allowed
Since it is a roleplaying quest joining times can vary, though those who start at the beginning will have
the most advantage. This quest is being sponsored by Everybody, so you know that the prizes will be excellant.
And as always, the more that participate the better the prizes will be
That is all for now, specifics will be explained at the beginning of the quest on Saturday.
And again, it will be at 6 pm -system time- next Saturday evening.
Hope to see you all there,
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
IDEAS -- feel free to hit reply and answer these:
Dawne: is there a good reason that low level chars dont see how long spells last? it would make many low level chars very happy to be able to see that...
Beanis: not have fleeing mobs be memory mobs?
Moldfinger: a skill for avians whereby they fly from a fight (like normal birds do) the avian flies high into the air out of reach of non flying mobs and players, this ends the fight but doesn't leave the room
Amarilla: that Clericus cast giant strength for those who need it to get all corpse
AMystery: weather should have a bigger impact on fights, perhaps rain lowers hitroll, hot days make mobs more likely to flee
Beanis: make a deposit box, like the bank accounts, only make them like the chests in the game diablo, and i know alot of you know what i'm talking about
Moldfinger: some randomness in the damage messages. instead of an owl is in awful condition, have a list of possible messages for that damage range. an owl wants to die, an owl is falling apart
Suicide: a "dive"/etc command (similar to land), allowing a flying character to attempt a waterlanding
Liubei: when a demon avatar tans a corpse the item should become demonwearable
Gilvain: Make a time adjustment from military to normal (9 PM instead of 21 o clock) for lazy people like me who doesn't like to do math
Shiloh: when berzerk and frenzy wear off they should deal some minor damage to the person who had the spell cast on them
Moldfinger: when you are fighting one mob, it seems like you should be able to use skills on another. for example, blast. while fighting a condor I can't blast a warbler, i get a message say I'm already fighting someone else
AMystery: it doesn't seem fair that a poison of that magnitude 20000 can be cured by one spell. i think poison should be harder to remove the longer it lasts
Cord: a "help parts" that provides a menu containing all the help-file keywords for demon body parts
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BIOS:
I'm starting a new bio section that I ask anyone who wants to participate to go ahead and do so. The purpose of this new bio section is to provide real life information in order to promote networking for jobs, ways to make nearby friendships or even find love. Basically I'm going to ask you guys to fill in as little or as much as you'd like to, reply to this, and I will include it in future newsletters. If someone wants to contact you, they will via the mud or an email you might provide.
NAME ON BR: Dove
BR RACE/LEVEL: Druid/Immortal
YOUR REAL AGE: 33
YOUR REAL LOCATION (State/province & Country): Wisconsin, USA
YOUR OCCUPATION: Currently enemployed
YOUR GOALS FOR THE FUTURE: Find a job I love
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING TO DO BY POSTING HERE? PUT AN X NEXT TO ONE OR ALL: NETWORKINGX FRIENDSHIP FIND LOVE
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A MAN/WOMAN? N/A
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND? N?A
WHAT KIND OF JOB ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? Either something to do with my major (Marketing) or working with animals. Both would be ideal
IF YOU GO TO COLLEGE, WHICH ONE? Graduated
HOW TO CONTACT YOU - ON BR VIA NOTE OR EMAIL? email
IF EMAIL, PUT IT HERE: dewdove@telocity.com
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RESPONSE BY CORD:
> Moldfinger: it seems that you should be able to tell which way a mob
> flees during a fight. Perhaps not if you are blind, but in general you
> would see the enemy running away
Cord: has to do with the mob sneaking, and most mort chars not being able
to see sneaking mobs. Course, how easy it would be for a mob to flee a
fight without being seen is somewhat questionable...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kiri's WWW of URLS:
Fans Outraged at New Character in The Return of the King
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html
I can still tell your wife, Bill (some nudity) - from Amystery
http://icanstilltellyourwifebill.com/
Dumb things this guy and his girlfriend have argued about. (From Amystery too). Mouse over the picture, it's creepy.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html
Tell me you all haven't had this before with "females" on the mud
http://www.paranoide.ch/misc/media/iwhore.gif
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These are actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machines...
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
A is for academics,
B is for beer.
One of those reasons is
Why we're not here.
So leave a message.
Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
(Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message.
"Hi. Now you say something."
(From a Japanese guy in Toronto.) He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave message, I call you soon. If you leave *sexy* message, I call sooner!
"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets."
"Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. If you'd like anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone."
"Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub. Their carpets are always clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need any pictures taken. They believe the stock market is a random crapshoot, and the entire insurance industry is one huge scam perpetrated by Mafioso accountants. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you."
"Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."
"This is not an answering machine: this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where you can be reached, and my owner will think about returning your call."
"Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back."
"If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message."
"You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very, sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message."
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. I like doing it up and down, and Sonya likes doing it left to right...real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you."