Welcome to the Barren Realms MUD Newsletter:
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IDEAS:
Xer: Is bloodhound snout permenantly not going to work?
Andasa: Help age displays the equation to determine how many hours you've played from your age
IDEAS, REPLIES AND ARTICLES ACCEPTED!
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Kiri's WWW of Urls:
You are so great
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
Radio
http://windowsmedia.com/radiotuner/MyRadio.asp
From Bluestar, Pencil Sketch
http://www.mydavinci.com/j/product.jsp? ... from=49.95
From Scavenger
http://www.emotioneric.com/
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The Top 14 Tips for Surviving College
14. Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour.
13. Enjoy being a Sophomore -- It will be the best three years of your life.
12. Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it's all fun and games until someone loses their 'nads.
11. Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover.
10. Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into lucrative "home pharmaceuticals" business.
9. If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change your major.
8. Boring lecture? Start a wave!
7. College-level algebra: 5 returnable bottles = 1 delicious Ramen Noodle dinner.
6. "I Phelta Thi" is *not* a real fraternity, except at state colleges.
5. Remember - almost no one complains when you puke in a dumpster.
4. Clever margin manipulation can turn a 4-page outline into a 100-page senior essay.
3. Football games were never meant to be observed by sober people.
2. Don't think of it as sleeping with your professor -- think of it as "acing Biology."
and the Number 1 Tip for Surviving College...
1. In a pinch, beer can be used as a milk substitute in your breakfast cereal.