I will be a senior partner at your firm in the near future and I am giving you this one chance to befriend me and ease my passage. I will remember friendship and mightily smite those who neglect this opportunity. By the great God AMystery, you have been warned. Sincerely Kiri, Esq.

It was a good form letter. My only issue was that it seemed too nice. It could use more confidence, also I kept expecting more of how i imagine a lawyer to be, with either very formal legalese, or veiled threats. Where is the section of "If you hire me then I will promptly shred the photos of _____ ...

No, he is throwing explosive confetti to celebrate his joy at just finding a puppy.

Of course, it is because I am so understanding. I know her language for food, so she just walks up and tells me they are almost out and I tell her I'll fix it and everyone is happy.

Its ok, we know what you were thinking. In fact, we know what you are thinking right now, and no, that would not taste good, and you would probably be arrested.

Its nothing to be ashamed of, Disaster and I know how sexy we are and no one would blame you if you couldn't resistl I know Dis often has those thoughts about me, but i don't blame him for them.

I'm quite sure you had the same thoughts sooer, and in more detail

AT my school they didn't hang around the physics building because we were prone to launching things off the roof, in the general direction of the english building. Also there was the smell, but mainly it was the projectiles.

That means you are qualified to be president! I'd vote for you. Not for any good reason, but mainly for entertainment value, although I imagine a few of your policies would be very progressive... Also, i checked, I was in second grade in 1986. I have a very strong memory of watching the launch in my...

Those are all excellent comedies, but they should not be shown to children. Besides the hilarious adult comedy in them, the kids will also grow up saying things like "bloody" and "yank" and they will have bad teeth and funny accents. Instead, all kids should be raised on a steady diet of Monty Pytho...

seasame street and british comedies. yes, that explains much. I can just see little bluestar sitting in front of the tv, her eyes shining in the light of "to the manor born". Remind me to be nicer to you in the future.

One of these days you too will be old and fogerty. Just remember the important events of your time, such as when Hansen broke up, or when Britney got married in Vegas. Besides, we like you even if you can't remember the berlin wall or tiennamen square. Now, go take a nap, you are getting cranky. I'l...

Well, that's when I remember watching it. I suppose I might get motivated enough to do the math and/or check records to determine what grade I was in, but I remember that class room and the event. Still, I would have been 9 in that year, so if we start school at 5, that puts me in at least 4th grade...

Yeah, I noticed you saying that Java. But, I was born in 1977, which makes me old.

The swirly thing in the drain is caused by the coriolis effect (spelling only approximate) which is caused by the earth's rotation and uneven forces on each side of the vortex. It is opposite in the southern hemosphere because the people there are so backwards they can't even make their drains prope...